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Friday, May 26, 2006

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Smoot Admits to Bizarre Thong Offense

Note that this story suggests the cruise line violated its own policies:

"What kind of music entertainment can we have on the boat?
If you’re planning on booking some live music for your event, please be aware that Lake Minnetonka ordinances restrict us from hosting live amplified music on the outside decks of our fleet. However, acoustic groups such as a Dixieland band or steel drum band are acceptable. Please contact your event planner if you would like help booking live music for your event.

What is the dress attire?
Dress for the current weather conditions during your cruise time. As a general rule, we recommend casual dress attire, such as casual shorts or pants and golf shirts. "
-from http://www.al-almas.com/faqs.aspx

Smoot Pleads Guilty In Sex Boat Case
(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS Minnesota Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot pleaded guilty Friday to two misdemeanor charges stemming from last October's boat party on Lake Minnetonka.

Smoot, 27, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance on a watercraft. He was sentenced to 48 hours of community service to be performed in the next 90 days and will have to pay a $2,000 fine. Smoot was also sentenced to 30 days in jail, but the jail time was stayed if he stays out of trouble.

According to court documents, Smoot admitted to being a public nuisance and admitted he "engaged in contact which may cause resentment in others."

Smoot was originally charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct, indecent conduct and lewd and lascivious behavior, as were three other players for the Oct. 6 party aboard a boat from Al and Alma's Supper Club and Charter Cruises. Smoot allegedly used a sex toy on two women in the lounge area.

In a statement Friday, Smoot apologized for his actions and specifically apologized to the Wilf family, the coaches, Vikings' fans, Al and Alma's employees and Minnesotans.

"I used poor judgment and take responsibility for my actions," Smoot said. "I have learned a valuable lesson. I regret tarnishing the reputation of the Minnesota Vikings and the National Football League."

Last month, former Vikings running back Moe Williams was convicted of disorderly conduct in connection with the cruise. In his trial, the prosecution described the cruise as a raunchy party in which women on the boat changed into thong underwear and bras, gave players lap dances and, in some cases, stripped naked.

Charges against former Minnesota quarterback Daunte Culpepper were dismissed.

Offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie has a trial date scheduled for July 7.

The boat scandal was a low point for the team which finished 9-7 and missed the playoffs. Coach Mike Tice was fired at the end of the season and Culpepper was traded to the Miami Dolphins after suffering a season-ending knee injury. In court, Williams was described as "retired".

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Today's Thong - "Surprise. I use Tampons."

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Thong Of The Wild BY JENNIFER LYON OF SURVIVOR: PALAU



Thong Of The Wild

How a reality outdoors "expert" got caught with her pants down—literally.
BY JENNIFER LYON OF SURVIVOR: PALAU

Lyon gets sand in her panties.

Throughout the course of my life, I have been exposed to the outdoors on a fairly regular basis. After all, I grew up in the Pacific Northwest, specifically The Dalles, Ore.

But nothing could have prepared me for the great outdoors I experienced when I became one of 20 cast members on one of the most popular reality shows of all time: Survivor.

I was cast as the "32-year-old nanny from Encino, Calif.," for the 10th season of Survivor called Survivor: Palau. Although I didn't win the million dollars (I made it to the "final four"), I did learn some valuable experiences during my 37 days on the island.

Like making sure to have the right pair of underwear.

Fast forward to my second day on the island of Palau. Even though I was about to embark on the most amazing adventure of my life, I was pretty much left in the dark about what, where and when all of it would happen—like when we would be dropped off at our "secret location."

For the last two days, my fellow castaways and I had been holing up in big canvas army tents that felt more like ovens than sleeping quarters. Although filming for the show hadn't started, we were there to do a scheduled round of press interviews. Our luxuries were already at a bare minimum: tent lights shorting out and fans barely working. The temperature had to be in the high 90s; the humidity felt close to 100 percent. Not wanting to sound like a whiner, I just grinned and carried on.

That second night I had a restless and sweaty sleep.

"Crap, crap, crap," I said, feeling around my darkened tent, on my hands and knees, rooting around in my luggage, sweating profusely, after just being awakened—way too early—for our "press day."

We had already pre-selected our "outfits" that we were to wear for press. There was much thought on what we would wear, and mine happened to be a miniskirt, tank top and flip-flops. I was one of the fortunate ones. Some of the others had to wear suits and ties (because they were the "business" characters), and with the heat, well, you get the picture. I felt lucky. That is, until I couldn't find my panties.

Monday, May 22, 2006

New Thong - "Hairy Beavers Are Cute"

Friday, May 12, 2006

Hot West Boca Teacher in Warm Water Over Racy Photos - CNN

CNN has a short piece on this 'scandal' around Erica Chevillar, now 25, a West Boca Raton High social studies teacher who posed for the U.S.A. National Bikini Team while in college. From the Palm Beach Post: "Chevillar, a first-year social studies teacher, told officials she had forgotten about the pictures taken while in college." She had a different college experience than I did, clearly, since she no doubt was paid for her time.

Read the Palm Beach Post article here:

CNN here.

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